Being A Hairy Woman Is Like Having A 3" Dick

That title grabs you, doesn’t it!?!? But it’s not meant to titillate - it’s true. How, you ask? Let me give you the analogy that I use in a way that men can understand.

You’re a great guy. You’re intelligent, have a good sense of humor, are open-minded, non-judgmental and have manners. You treat a lady like a lady. Everyone tells you what a wonderful person you are, that you have a unique personality and that you are on in a million.

But you’ve got this one problem, at least as you foresee it. Nature gave you a 3-inch penis. Society says that a 3-inch penis is well below average and something to be ashamed of. Your penis functions fine, thank you, but it just isn’t big according to society's standards.

You meet a woman and things go along great. You get to the point of taking the relationship to a higher level and after hours of foreplay, it’s time for the main event. As you peel down your jockey shorts out pops a 3” erection. Your lady friend begins laughing hysterically, offering to get the magnifying glass and tweezers. Your little winkie droops dramatically.

This isn’t the firs time this has happened and, in fact, it’s happened every time you’ve been with a woman. When you’ve told women about your small appendage on the telephone, they’ve laughed in your face or said it didn’t matter, though they never called again.

You know you are a great guy. You are under-endowed according to society but you’ve made up for it in other ways, i.e. you are great with your fingers and tongue. You know you are a great lover but no one will give you a chance.

You sit home alone, praying that someone can see beyond your shortcomings, so to speak, but year after year of humiliation and degradation make you shy, withdrawn, fearful of women. Get it guys!?

A hairy woman in today’s society is a great person, full of intelligence and a great sense of humor, sexually versatile and open and someone fun to be with. However, ever time she tells a man how hairy she is she is laughed at, thought of as being masculine, disgusting, gross (remember, Skip??) and made the butt o f jokes.Then along he comes - the man who has dreamed of you all his life. Hairy women turn his crank. All of a sudden you are not a human with feelings but just a big hairy blow-up doll. He wants you just because you are hairy. You could have the I.Q. of a snowflake and the personality of a rock, it wouldn’t matter to him. Hair is all he wants. He objectifies you. You know you are a great person but begin to wonder if anyone will ever take the time to see beyond what society views as abnormal.

And how, you ask, can you write this story, Pam Winter? I live it.
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